100% cotton, 1000% awesome, the Dirt Candy t-shirt is the best solution to upper-body nudity ever devised by modern science.
Designed by long-time customer, Chris Andrews, and based on ancient weaving patterns devised by the ancient peoples of upper Mesopotamia, the Dirt Candy t-shirt protects you from the elements while remaining absolutely stunning. Put one on, sit back, and just wait for the compliments to start rolling in.
Women's t-shirts are available in black and white, but men's t-shirts are available in black only.
Order one! Order two! Order fifty! This is the last t-shirt you'll ever need.